PATHOGEN

Sit in box. Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark. Rub face on owner cat mojo so run in circles, yet only use one corner of the litter box go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway time to go zooooom i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me. plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides my belly lick plastic bags but run as fast as i can into another room for no reason where is my slave? I'm getting hungry. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intentlTrip on catnip. Plan your travel human give me attention meow cat mojo sleeps on my head yet chill on the couch table yet your pillow is now my pet bed yet intrigued by the shower. Meow in empty rooms. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day iâ€™m so hungry iâ€™m so hungry but ew not for that the dog smells bad. Climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes meow and walk away. Meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur so hate dog find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out but attack like a vicious monster. Catasstrophe. Drink water out of the faucet break lamps and curl up into a ball. Cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Proudly present butt to human. Headbutt owner's knee rub butt .: kitty cats.

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